Are you comfortable in a costume?

Posted by Jen in Australia…

 

The phone rings and it’s my agent.

 

Me: Hooray!!!

Agent: “Jennifah, are you comfortable in a costume?”

Me: “Yes?” (internal) um, yeah, I’m an actor…

Agent: “Great. This is a breakfast cereal spot and the young mum has to dive into a pool in bathas.”

Me: “Bathers?” (internal) uh-oh.

Agent: “Yes. Swimmas?”

Me: “Uh-huh.” (internal) does swimmers mean swimsuit? I think she means a swimsuit.

Agent: “Supa. Don’t worry, they’re looking for a normal healthy body in a swim costume, not a model.”

Me: “Super.” (internal) Expletive expletive expletive.

Agent: “Just wear a tracksuit to the audition with your trainas.”

Me: “Ok, great.” (internal) at least I know trainers are running shoes. Wait a second… did she say young mum? I’m getting sent out as a MOM? For real? Supa.

3 Responses so far »

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    Erika said,

    April 18, 2008 @ 6:45 pm

    LOL! Lovin the stories. You keep my laughing in TX. Can’t wait to hear more.

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    Kathleen said,

    April 28, 2008 @ 5:24 pm

    Welcome to my world, Young Mum.

    On my last audition, I was submitted for a 30s-40s woman. In real life, I play 27, but apparently, in the acting world, I’m aging in dog years. In a couple of years, I’ll be up for Depends ads.

    At least I didn’t have to audition in a bathing costume. (shudder)

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    Jenny Fiedler said,

    May 12, 2008 @ 12:08 pm

    Jen, I have been lovin your blog! So how did this audition go??????? A young mum… does the role require that you beat and yell at the children in the commercial after they have interrupted your rendezvous with the pool boy?

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